jeeperskreepers: david forced me 2 post this so he can reblog it i hate you david x She’s so cute :’)
ROFL!! hot girl just posted her nudes on tumblr http:/prittynpinkx.tumblr.com
I look so much older with long black hair..
The Shortest Horror Story Ever →
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. -Frederic Brown
Rihanna: We've done the work, we know the system. We have the firepower and we have each other. You ready?
Rihanna: We at it again... Everybody now hands in the air, it's a stick up, stick up. No funny business or you get lit up, lit up! You test I you gon' die, and at your funeral ya momma gon' cry. So customers kiss the floor, floor, and clerks open cash drawers slow, slow. If you don’t wanna end up dead you do everything Shy Ronnie says! Tell them Ronnie!
Rihanna: No one in the bank can hear you...
Ronnie: [Continues mumbling]
Rihanna: Shy Ronnie, use your outside voice!
Rihanna: We don’t have time for this!
Rihanna: Let’s go! So stay on the ground it's a stick up, stick up! Your wallets and jewels we'll pick up, pick up! Unload the cash, move your ass, we gettin money, tell them Shy Ronnie!
Rihanna: Please, please use your words! Just imagine that everyone's naked... Uh, oh! Boner alert! He really pictured them naked...
Rihanna: Why did I think you could do this? Ronnie, hostage on the move! He shot himself! And why is your gun so small? The police are on their way. Good luck, Shy Ronnie! Bye, bye!
Ronnie: AHA... RONNIE MOTHERFUCKA' AND I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD! BRAIN BORED WITH THE MURDER SO I SHOT MY OWN LEG! DON'T GET THE NAME TWISTED COS I'M CRAZY AS SHIT! I HUNG A GIANT ASS NOOSE OFF MY GIANT ASS DICK!... [Resumes mumbling...]
Rihanna: Ayye! I forgot this money, and also this guy! Come on, we gonna have sex! Too-da-loo!
Ronnie: ... AND YOU CAN HANG FROM IT, COS YOU DON'T WANNA SEE MY REAL GUN! SHOTS TO THE SKY BUT YOUR FACE SOUND REAL FUN! RONNIE!!
When a teacher is yelling at a student and the...
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